i am far too good at being sad and lonely to just give it up

here is something to clear the air a little bit.  Not all fat dudes have small dicks…just saying

If you habitually read me TILs from Reddit, knowing full-well that the information is from an open-source online encyclopedia, I will forever mark you in the books as an idiot.

I smoke weed because I’m sad. I’m sad because I am addicted to weed.

i wish i wasn’t born a human.

wanna know how cruel life can be? i am friends with some of the most attractive women i have every seen in my entire life, but i have zero percent chance with any of them.  bravo life.  bravo

If you don’t like something or someone whilst at a college party, you have to realize something.  You are an adult.  If you don’t like what is happening, you don’t have to partake.  I got wasted last night, some REALLY shady shit went down, and I made the choice to not be apart of that.  I straight up ran away from the situation.  I barely remember doing it (LOL), but I got away safely and got to sleep in my dorm.  Even left my car at the party.  I had to trick someone to give them all my belongings before I left, but it worked.  Moral of the story, NEVER DO ANYTHING YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO.  If you don’t know how to smoothly get out of the situation, remember: You can always just run away.

I seem to be having trouble in school. My class is being affected by my agenda of social acceptance among the older crowd, having fun, and getting high. My main focus should be towards school, but I cannot stay focused on classes I truly do not need nor want to take. Biology, for example. I mean, I know I am smart. I scored a 27 on my act, and apparently I have the I.Q of a graduates grad school student (tested back in 10th or 11th grade). I know I have full capability for these general classes, but I lack the drive. Why do I have to take biology classes when I am a Computer and Network Security major. When it comes to programming and computers, I excel with flying colors. Heck, I sat down for 8 hours, without moving from my seat once, and programmed. Not knowing how to actually do the program due to me missing class, I researched and studied the different solutions to my programming project. I finished and turned in this assignment; something that a very, very small fraction of the class did…and I wasn’t even there half the time.
I just want these pointless generals to be over and get into my major courses…the courses that I actually will enjoy and use.

Rant status == over.
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